婉若 2007-7-2 19:28
幽你一默----7.2
<span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">不一定</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">结了婚的女人不一定会生孩子；生了孩子的女人不一定结了婚。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> ——河北石家庄某小学生用“不一定”造的句子</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">攀比</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小毛：“我妈妈是硕士，爸爸是博士。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小新：“有什么了不起！我爸爸是男士，我妈妈是女士。”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">孕妇</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一个小女孩儿在公园玩耍时，看见一个挺着大肚子的孕妇，便走过去指着孕妇的肚子问道：</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">“里面是什么？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “是我的小宝宝。”孕妇答道。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “你爱你的小宝宝吗？”小女孩儿又问。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “当然了。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “那你为什么要吃掉他？！”小女孩儿大声责怪道。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一起结婚</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">我给七岁的儿子上课：“你读大学四年级才能谈恋爱，</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">25</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁以后才能结婚。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 儿子问：“那你多大结婚的？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">23</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “爸爸呢？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> “</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">25</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">岁。”儿子大吃一惊，叫道：“你们不是一起结婚的？”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">怕黑</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;"><br/> </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">一个小男孩怕黑。一天夜里，他母亲叫他到后面阳台去拿扫把。小男孩转头向他母亲说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">妈咪，我不想去那里。那儿黑咕隆咚的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">母亲朝儿子宽慰地笑了笑，说道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">不用害怕黑暗，耶稣就在那儿。他会照顾你，保护你。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">小男孩紧盯着他母亲，问道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">您能肯定他在那儿吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 母亲说：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">是的，我能肯定。耶稣无处不在，当你需要他时，他总是准备帮助你的。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"<br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;"> 小男孩想了一下，然后朝后门走去，拉开一条小门缝。他眯眼看了看黑乎乎的阳台，喊道：</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA;">耶稣，要是您在那儿，请您把扫把拿给我好吗？</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">"</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10.5pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-ansi-language: EN-US; mso-fareast-language: ZH-CN; mso-bidi-language: AR-SA; mso-fareast-font-family: 宋体;">
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我爱猪猪 2007-7-2 19:39
哈，有意思，最好每天都有几个小幽默！顶！！[em17]