幽你一默----7.10
<p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">节食</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">有个已经出嫁的女儿回到娘家，和她的妈妈一起做晚饭。当她拉开电冰箱门的时候，看到里面贴着一张苗条美女的泳装照片。于是她问道：“妈妈，这是什么？”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> “哦，这是我避免过度肥胖的方法，”母亲解释说，“每次我拉开冰箱，她都会提醒我不要吃太多。”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> “这真的有用吗？”女儿怀疑地问。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> “既有用，又没有用，”母亲叹了口气，“我用这个方法减了</span><chmetcnv wst="on" unitname="磅" sourcevalue="10" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="1" tcsc="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">10</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">磅</span></chmetcnv><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">，但是你爸爸因此而重了</span><chmetcnv wst="on" unitname="磅" sourcevalue="20" hasspace="False" negative="False" numbertype="1" tcsc="0"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">20</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">磅</span></chmetcnv><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">。”</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">百听不厌</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> 杰夫来到白宫门口，想要找克林顿总统。当值的卫兵告诉他克林顿已经下台了。他听后一言不发地离开了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> 第二天，杰夫再度来到白宫，还是要找克林顿总统。那个卫兵告诉他克林顿已经下台了，请到他家里去找他。杰夫听完后一言不发地走开了。</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> 第三天，杰夫又回来了，碰见的还是同一个卫兵。当卫兵听到面前这个人又说要找克林顿总统的时候，就再也控制不住自己的情绪了，他生气地吼道：“你是想来捣乱是吗？我再说最后一遍，克林顿已经下台了！”</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"> “我知道，我只是想多听几遍这个好消息。”杰夫开心地解释着。</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><br/></span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">哭丧</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: green; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">在百万富翁的葬礼上来了许多人，其中一个年轻人哭得死去活来。<span lang="EN-US"><br/><br/></span> <span lang="EN-US">"</span>想开点吧！<span lang="EN-US">"</span>不明真相的人们安慰他，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>故去的是您的父亲吗？<span lang="EN-US">"<br/><br/></span> <span lang="EN-US">"</span>不是，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>年轻人哭得更厉害了，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>为什么他不是我的父亲啊……<span lang="EN-US">"</span></span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: fuchsia; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">恩怨分明</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
</span><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;"><p></p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto;"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: navy; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 宋体;">一个富商临死前对妻子表示，要把全部财产三百万法郎赠给她。<span lang="EN-US"><br/></span> <span lang="EN-US"><br/> "</span>你实在太好了，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>妻子热泪盈眶地说，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>你还有什么愿望吗？<span lang="EN-US">"<br/><br/></span> <span lang="EN-US">"</span>我想吃完冰箱里那一盘火腿。<span lang="EN-US">"<br/><br/></span> <span lang="EN-US">"</span>这可不行，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>妻子厉声地说，<span lang="EN-US">"</span>那是准备在你的葬礼之后招待客人的！</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; FONT-FAMILY: Arial; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
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