小豆包 2007-7-27 11:31
暴笑口误2007酷热版
<span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;"> 1</span><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">单位祝词，一位领导说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">祝大家身体愉快</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……”</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">憋住，没词了。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">2</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">有一次帮老板订酒店，想问问人家有没有什么免费上网之类的服务，却怎么也想不出来怎么说好，于是就问对方</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">:“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">请问，你们这里有什么特殊服务吗</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">?“ <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 对方</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">:“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">什么？特殊服务？？我们是正规酒店！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">-__-!!!! <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">宿舍老四下床找了半天拖鞋，没有，问大家：为什么我的拖鞋哪里去了？</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">4</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">逛街中，突然朋友惊呼：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">哇！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">‘</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">处女书店</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">’</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">我大惊，抬头一看，一块匾额，上书四个大字</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">——</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">外文书店</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">-__-</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
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<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">5</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">我有次去买羊肉串</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 伸出</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">4</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">个手指对老板说</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">来</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">根羊肉串</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 老板蒙了</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">几根？</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 我又伸出</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">个手指说</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“4</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">根</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”…… <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">6</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">我们的总经理姓周，一次他打电话来，我正开车，一紧张张口就说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">"</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">周总理</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……" <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">7</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">本人姓朱，管理单位机房。有次有人打我手机：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">鸡科长，你在猪房吗？</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">当时狂骂那家伙一顿</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">8</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">师傅，来碗</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">‘</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">子弹菜花</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">’</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">汤！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">（紫菜蛋花汤）哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">9</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">某日在米线店吃饭上得很慢很饿</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 终于按耐不住拍桌咆哮之，本来是想说再不上米线我就把桌子掀了！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 结果说成</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">:"</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">老板</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">!!!!</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">再不上米线我就把桌子吃了</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">!!!!" <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 全店沉默</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">3</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">秒后爆笑到桌子下面</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">……</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">丢人</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">…… <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">10</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">爸妈吵架，我爸气的说了句：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">”</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">我给你滚出去！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Arial;">” </span></font>
柏霖 2007-7-27 12:07
<strong>暴笑口误2007酷热版（续1）</strong><div style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; WIDTH: 97%; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; HEIGHT: 200px; WORD-WRAP: break-word;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">11</span><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">高中的时候打篮球，Ａ得球后，无私的传给了Ｂ，Ｂ轻松进球．过了一会，Ｂ得球，Ａ大声喊着把球传给他．Ｂ却自己把球投出．结果Ａ大怒喊到：刚才真是瞎了我的狗眼</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">…… <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 全场笑晕</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">12</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">印象里小学时的班长极其严肃，一次自习课，教室里人声鼎沸，班长维护了几次秩序之后终于忍无可忍，站起来一拍桌子怒吼道</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">:</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">谁再吵，把他嘴打断</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">!!!……</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">全班肃静</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">13</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">大学的时候，我们问一个哥们曼联的战况如何，他激动的说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">曼联输了，贝克汉姆领到两张黄盘下场了！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">14</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">没有金箍棒就别揽瓷器活</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">15</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">上大学时，一老师讲课，讲到一种新型的材料，说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">这种材料的性功能是旧材料不可比拟的</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">……</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">啊不对，性能和功能</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">……” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">16</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">刚上大学，军训，连长不知道是哪里的口音，喊口令</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">——“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">向左钻！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">”“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">向右钻！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">17</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">大学时候，听见一个女生点菜：师傅，炒一盘酸辣土豆丝，不要放土豆！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">18</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">高二时，我们的语文老师是一个刚从南昌调到北京的老教师，他的口音特重．他的儿子靠上了清华建筑系，这也是他来北京的目的，他特为他儿子骄傲，总和我们说起他儿子，每次都这么说</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">偶（我）蛾（儿）子是青蛙（清华）大学蟾蜍（建筑）系的</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">”</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">．．．</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 蛾子如果到了青蛙和蟾蜍那里，不就成了点心了吗．．．</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">19</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">中午做饭，妈妈给我一盆胡萝卜：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">去，把胡萝卜切成肉丁！</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">20</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">昨一同事问我。节日的节怎么写？我回答：草字头下面加一个节日的节去掉草字头！全体人员爆笑</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">!</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">我还一时没有反应过来</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">~~~~~~~! </span></font></div>
柏霖 2007-7-27 12:08
<strong>暴笑口误2007酷热版 （续2）</strong><div style="PADDING-RIGHT: 0px; MARGIN-TOP: 10px; FONT-SIZE: 9pt; OVERFLOW-X: hidden; WIDTH: 97%; WORD-BREAK: break-all; TEXT-INDENT: 24px; LINE-HEIGHT: normal; HEIGHT: 200px; WORD-WRAP: break-word;"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;"> 21</span><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">当年找工作时，主考官问我哪年毕业的。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 我本来是要说</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">2000</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">年的，结果一激动说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">两千年前。。。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 更瀑布汗的是，主考官竟然噢了一声，说：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">孔子的学生吧。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">22</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">刚上课</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">10</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">多分钟，我同桌就举手说：老师我想上厕所。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 英语老师很不高兴的说：都多大人了还上厕所？</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">22</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">俺有个同学一直在复习考计算机三级，有一天踢足球，另一同学带球到了底线，只听他大喊：回车！回车！（传中）</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">23</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">记得有一次去买一种叫伊丽莎白的水果，我张口就说：老板，莎士比亚多少钱？老板当场就呆了</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
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<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">24</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">物理老师讲波：</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">“</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">这是一根粗弹簧，我从两端推它，看，它是不是变密</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">(</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">便秘</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">)</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">了？</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">” <br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> </span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">25</span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;">听同学说，一次她们宿舍的一个女生去买卫生巾，</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 对老板说：一包卫生巾。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 老板居然问：要三鲜的还是麻辣的？</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
<br/></span></font><font color="#000000" size="2"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black;"> 然后那个同学愣了一下，说：三鲜吧，我怕麻辣的我受不了。。。</span></font><font face="Arial" color="#000000" size="2"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: arial;">
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柏霖 2007-7-27 12:09
<p>我帮楼主整理一下，这样有利于大家看帖回帖~~连开三个主题帖不太好~~呵呵。</p><p>整理完，开始笑</p><p>[em01][em01][em01]</p><p>太好玩了，真的很想联系把萝卜切成肉丁的绝技！</p>