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婉若 2007-10-17 19:18

世界上最强的中国式英文

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="900" border="0" style="WIDTH: 675pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse;"><colgroup><col width="900" style="WIDTH: 675pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 28800;"></col></colgroup><tbody><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl22" width="900" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 675pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;"></td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">1．we two who and who？咱俩谁跟谁阿 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？ </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！ </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">   together up ！你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！ </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">   nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，无事退朝 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">6．you me you me 彼此彼此 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">7．You Give Me Stop!! 你给我站住！ </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之为知之，不知为不知... </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!! </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">       龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！ </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 车祸现场描述 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">14．go past no mistake past 走过路过，不要错过 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too! </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　     小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for? </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">       小明：I am sorry five! </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　　要钱没有，要命一条 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">18．you have two down son。你有两下 </td></tr></tbody></table>

我爱猪猪 2007-10-17 20:04

“give you some color to see see”这句比较经典。[em01][em01][em01]

平安人寿 2007-10-17 23:17

厉害厉害！！

苹果 2007-10-18 08:47

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="900" border="0" style="WIDTH: 675pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse;"><tbody><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: #ece9d8;">If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! </td></tr><tr height="22" style="HEIGHT: 16.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl23" height="22" style="BORDER-LEFT-COLOR: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM-COLOR: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP-COLOR: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 16.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver; BORDER-RIGHT-COLOR: #ece9d8;">　　要钱没有，要命一条 </td></tr></tbody></table>还应该加一句  <div id="result_box" dir="ltr">But you can not</div><div dir="ltr">但是还不能给你！[em01][em01][em01]</div>

婉若 2007-10-18 13:50

败了，败了，真是败了。[em01][em01][em01]

叶灵隐 2008-7-2 20:25

哈哈哈哈~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
太搞笑了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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