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婉若 2007-10-17 19:21

十大经典误会

<table cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0" width="549" border="0" style="WIDTH: 412pt; BORDER-COLLAPSE: collapse;"><colgroup><col width="549" style="WIDTH: 412pt; mso-width-source: userset; mso-width-alt: 17568;"></col><col></col></colgroup><tbody><tr height="24" style="HEIGHT: 18pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" width="549" height="24" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; WIDTH: 412pt; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 18pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">1. 护士看到病人在病房喝酒，就走过去小声叮嘱说：“小心肝！“病人微笑道：“小宝贝。” </td></tr><tr height="3" style="HEIGHT: 2.25pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="3" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 2.25pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;"> </td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">2.有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上，于是赶紧对那男人说：“同志，你烟掉了! "  男人大怒：你才阉掉了！ ”</td></tr><tr height="6" style="HEIGHT: 4.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="6" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 4.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">3.某男入厕便秘，忽见一人飞奔而入，顷刻风雨交加。“哥们儿，真羡慕你呀，那么快。”　“羡慕啥，没脱裤子呢” </td></tr><tr height="6" style="HEIGHT: 4.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="6" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 4.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">4.某公司招聘，下一位该面试的女孩的英文名是“spring“。秘书欲借机卖弄一下自己的英  语水平，喊道：“hi！那个叫‘春’的，轮到你了！” </td></tr><tr height="3" style="HEIGHT: 2.25pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="3" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 2.25pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">5.公交车上，站着的孕妇对身旁坐着的陌生男子说：“你不知道我怀孕了吗？”只见男子很   紧张的样子道：“可孩子不是我的呀！ ”</td></tr><tr height="4" style="HEIGHT: 3pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="4" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 3pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">6.民：“军中有军妓吗？”军：“有呀，没有军纪怎么行！”民：“真的！要付钱吗？”军：“这还要什么钱呀，我们的军纪都是统一由上面传下来的。 ”</td></tr><tr height="6" style="HEIGHT: 4.5pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="6" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 4.5pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">7.女秘书：“老板，你太太来电话，她说要在电话里吻你。”老板：“你先替我收一下，一   会过来交给我。” </td></tr><tr height="4" style="HEIGHT: 3pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="4" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 3pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">8.王太太怀了四胞胎，并到处向街坊邻居炫耀，说怀四胞胎很不容易，平均要六万次才会发   生一例。李太太很惊异：“那你还有空做家务吗？ ”</td></tr><tr height="5" style="HEIGHT: 3.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="5" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">9.孩子正考虑有关“遗传与环境”的问题。母亲插话道：“这个问题很简单嘛，大家都知道   如果孩子像父亲，那就是遗传；像邻居，那就是环境。”</td></tr><tr height="5" style="HEIGHT: 3.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="5" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 3.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">　</td></tr><tr height="37" style="HEIGHT: 27.75pt; mso-height-source: userset;"><td class="xl24" height="37" style="BORDER-RIGHT: #ece9d8; BORDER-TOP: #ece9d8; BORDER-LEFT: #ece9d8; BORDER-BOTTOM: #ece9d8; HEIGHT: 27.75pt; BACKGROUND-COLOR: silver;">10.小泉纯一郎参观农场，记者照了一张他在猪圈和猪一起的照片。次日见报，旁边有附言：  左起第三位为小泉纯一郎同志。</td></tr></tbody></table>
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我爱猪猪 2007-10-17 20:00

哈哈，太有意思啦！[em01][em01][em01]　　[em17][em17][em17]

苹果 2007-10-18 12:17

小泉纯一郎参观农场，记者照了一张他在猪圈和猪一起的照片。次日见报，旁边有附言：  左起第三位为小泉纯一郎同志。这个简直了。。。。。啥也不说了。。。。。。。。[em01][em01]

柏霖 2007-10-18 15:20

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