聪明的公鸡
<p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 28.1pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-pagination: widow-orphan; mso-char-indent-count: 2.0;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">昨天看了一个笑话，好有意思，现在搬上来共大家分享：</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span>
<br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">有一个农夫觉得自己家的公鸡太老了，决定买一只年轻的公鸡来，这样，可以让母鸡们都满意。</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span>
<br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">小公鸡买来后，老公鸡怕小公鸡取代自己的地位，就想出一个办法，它对小公鸡说</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">:"</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">这样吧，咱们围着院子跑十圈，谁跑赢了，就证明谁身强力壮，母鸡们就归谁。</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">"</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
<p></p></span><br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">小公鸡同意了，一开始，老公鸡一马当先冲了出去，小公鸡在后面紧紧相赶。母鸡们都在喊加油，三四圈一过，老公鸡力气不支，小公鸡逐渐赶上，眼看就要超过老公鸡了，忽听</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">"</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">砰</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">"</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">的一声枪响，小公鸡一头栽倒在地。</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">
<p></p></span><br/></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="left" style="BACKGROUND: white; MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 24.1pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 25pt; TEXT-ALIGN: left; mso-line-height-rule: exactly; mso-pagination: widow-orphan;"><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"></span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">农夫拿着一杆猎枪走了过来，气愤地说</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">:"</span></b><b><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: Tahoma; mso-hansi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-bidi-font-family: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">他们又卖给我一只同性恋鸡。</span></b><b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;">"</span></b><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma; mso-font-kerning: 0pt;"><p></p></span>
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